Where We Have No Time To Add Anything Of Merit, and a Merry Christmas from Belgium

Just because it needs saying:

Trans Siberian Orchestra? Get Bent. It's ridiculous. Go Away. You're worse than that awful Mannheim Steamroller.

Goodnight.

Oh, and screw you InBev. Screw you in the ear. [Lagerheads]

The Doomsday clock just got moved to, uh, now.

Let me get this straight.

You have nuclear weapons, but not CALLER FUCKING ID?!?!

This should end well.

Hoax phone call 'almost took Pakistan to war' [Times of London]

Just. Bloody.Perfect

If you at all consider yourself a conssiuer of good music. Drop what you are doing now and find out when "Roy Orbison: A Black and White Night" is playing on your local PBS station.

Do it. NOW.

NOW!!

(I'll Wait)

Ok, good. When Springsteen, Waits, Costello and Raitts are in your backing band - you're pretty freaking good.

James Blount? John Meyer? Phhht. Let's see you hit 3 octaves at this age.


Roy Orbison and Friends: A Black and White Night
(IMDB)

Michelle Wie bows to logic, common sense.

Good for you kid, learn to play on a tour,start winning some tournaments. Then worry about the PGA.

And, yeah, keep your dad the hell off of the course, and the hell away from any decision making about your career.

• Wie earns her LPGA Tour card with solid round

Let's start this thing off on the right note

Q:How are the Mizzou Tigers like my three-year-old?

A: They both crap the bed more often then I'd like.

Dear God.

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/stories.nsf/mizzou/story/8D220C0A029830F886257518001D54A1?OpenDocument