Where we introduce the weekly feature: "ER Ass-hat of the Week"

One of the things I do when I'm not doing this is volunteer at the local Emergency Room. More on my I do this later

In my work there, I get to hang out with many interesting, facinating, life-affirmaing people.

I also see some first class ass-hats.

So dude, if you are gonna decide it's a good idea to put your hand through glass, come in wave your fingers around so that blood flies over the place - including my very good friends - don't excpect much sympathy from me. And don't mouth off when I don't drop everything to come wipe you up when there's a sink and a towel 2 inches from your face.

Ass-Hat.

Where We Discuss Sex Education

Half MD has some advice for those about to celebrate the end of finals with some wild monkey sex.

The Half-MD's guide to Breeding